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Common Uses:

Anything that is painful and needs to heal!

  • Sports Injuries
  • Joint Pain
  • Spinal Pain
  • Muscle & Ligament Pain
  • Bruising
  • Sprains
  • Broken Bones
  • Cuts & Insect Bites
  • Skin Conditions
  • Infections

“When in doubt, put Evil Bone Water on it!”

* Though safe on gums or a tooth, Evil Bone Water is intended for external application. Do not drink! Eww!

Questions?

We have answers and are always happy to help in anyway that we can. View our FAQ page for answers to many common questions. You can always message on our social media pages as well.

Our intent is not to treat or diagnose, only to share how Evil Bone Water has helped other people!

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  • Evil Bone Water is proudly made in the United States of America using the highest quality ingredients. Each step of the production process is conducted on United States soil, so our team can guarantee each bottle of EBW meets our high standards.

  • Evil Bone Water is a proud member of the Veteran Owned Business Project. VOB is the leading network portal of over 400,000 supporters and nearly 34,000 businesses owned by military veterans