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Evil Bone Water Sports Medicine Pain Relief


- Anything that is painful and needs to heal!

- Sports Injuries

- Joint Pain

- Spinal Pain

- Muscle & Ligament Pain

- Bruising

- Sprains

- Broken Bones

- Cuts & Insect Bites

- Skin Conditions

- Infections

- And Many More!

"When in doubt, put Evil Bone Water on it!"

*Evil Bone Water is intended for external application only. Do not drink! Eww!


Lightly moisten a cotton ball, gauze pad or piece of flannel with Evil Bone Water. Or just spray on.


Apply Evil Bone Water to the affected area and either rub in or hold on the area for 2-90 minutes as a compress. 

*Do not cover with plastic.

*Allow to breathe.


You should experience relief fairly quickly and a numbing effect for around 45 minutes.

Repeating 2-4x a day is ideal for most cases.



  • "

    A 78 year old female patient came in 5 days after a fall on pavement. The bruising was extensive. She ended up in the hospital for 3 nights as she was severely anemic. I treated her on day 5 and her lateral left thigh was black and blue, as was her entire pelvic region. I applied a generous amount of EBW to the entire area and the next day she called me from the doctor's office. He was astounded by her progress and wanted to know my secret.

  • "

    Evil Bone Water is my personal go to for any pain - muscles or joints, and it flies off the shelves in my clinic. My patents can not live without it - from minor aches and pains to serious injuries and post operative pain - this is what they use. It is great for post exercise recovery. I have oncology patients use it for their aches. It is really a great medicinal for every day use. 

  • "

    A godsend for acute pain and injury. This stuff has healed me through so many things that life has thrown… sprained ankles, bruised coccyx, sports injuries, and more. Not to mention how much my patients love it!

  • Evil Bone Water is proudly made in the United States of America using the highest quality ingredients. Each step of the production process is conducted on United States soil, so our team can guarantee each bottle of EBW meets our high standards.

  • Evil Bone Water is a proud member of the Veteran Owned Business Project. VOB is the leading network portal of over 400,000 supporters and nearly 34,000 businesses owned by military veterans